I love to laugh, run through the forest, study in a library, and become a wise old me. God sometimes sends me dreams and someday when I can articulate them correctly I shall share them with the world.

19th October 2014

Chat reblogged from all i wanted was to eat the chicken with 134,124 notes

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
  • Academics. People with *real* values.

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18th October 2014

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insidesanity:

FUCKING FINALLY

insidesanity:

FUCKING FINALLY

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18th October 2014

Photo reblogged from replinami trash. soshad hell. with 61,387 notes

keyblade-crafter:

bearded-drumfill:

gaminginyourunderwear:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNCLE

Sort of hyperventilating

keyblade-crafter:

bearded-drumfill:

gaminginyourunderwear:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNCLE

Sort of hyperventilating

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13th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from replinami trash. soshad hell. with 546,120 notes

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

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12th October 2014

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soldtothedevil:

he never got over it

We never got over it

soldtothedevil:

he never got over it

We never got over it

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12th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Cold coffee & Shitty friends with 43,017 notes

spankingnl:

Indeed…

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5th October 2014

Question reblogged from all i wanted was to eat the chicken with 27,231 notes

Anonymous said: are you gay or straight?

zoe-cat:

image

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5th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from IN JOSS WE TRUST with 4,115 notes

whedonesque:

he-fucked-a-tiger:

was this show even real

Yes and it was glorious.

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3rd October 2014

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2nd October 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm a creature of habit with 40,017 notes

"I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.”

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